2024 in Strava Music

179 activities, 294 hours and 12 seconds, and 7.992,5 km. The last number shows you that I am at peace with myself because I did not care to do something for 7,5 km just to get to a round number for yearly distance. Like age is just a number, numbers are just numbers in general. This applies to yearly distance, too.

Like last year, I named all of my outdoor rides after a song (typically taking a line or two from the lyrics) that somehow felt fitting. The reason could be anything - I might have listened to the song on the ride (only on streets without motor traffic), or the lyrics somehow reflect what I felt.

Let's dive into it, shall we?

January

Okay, hear me out. This looks a lot lazier than it actually was. I actually did 13 workouts in January, but only one was outdoor. And funnily enough, that was when I met the boi, who just returned from a three year career in olympic weight lifting. But he's such a cyclist, it was barely noticeable.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-01-05 Shake it out, shake it out Florence and the Machine - Shake it out Looks like the boi is back from olympic weightlifting and I met him.

February

February completely wrecked my puncture stats.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-02-08 Stilettos and broken bottles Robyn - Dancing on my own Oh, the irony. Went through the no-go area (a stretch of bike path above a club called "Grelle Forelle") and got a puncture. With one of the most puncture resistant tyres, the Conti 4 Seasons.
2024-02-08 Had a Heart of Glass Blondie- Heart of Glass Went home, changed the tube, went out again. Different route though to avoid the no-go area because you know what they say: "fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again". Okay, they don't say it, but he did
2024-02-09 You change your passion for glory Survivor - Eye of the Tiger Usually, I ride westwards on the right side of the Danube. Don't know why, it's just something I do. Maybe it's because the left side is more exposed, so if you have a nice westerly wind, you get some tailwind going home. On this day, there was a really nasty wind from the east. So I changed passion for glory and the right for the left side.
2024-02-10 Many songs have been written: This is one of them. Mo'Horizons - Yes Baby Yes As far as regular loops go, this is the most regular of all.
2024-02-16 World, my finger is on the button Chemical Brothers - Galvanize Galvanize!
2024-02-17 My time is spent, but baby, please don't tell 'em just where I went Lord Huron - Time to Run Hugo and me are real geniuses. There's a forecasted probability of rain, and instead of going to the north, we head directly into the Wienerwald, an area where it's guaranteed that the clouds will hang there, bringing rain with them. We've been looking at blue skies roughly 20k to the north for a good part of this very wet ride.
2024-02-22 My hearts aflame / My body's strained but god I like it TV on the Radio - Wolf like me Sweet Spot intervals. Ugh.
2024-02-25 I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) Outkast - Hey ya! It's not often that I blow my ride preparation as thoroughly as this time. Dressed for sunshine and 10° centigrade, got around -1°, mist and cloud cover. Had to stop three times to bring some blood back into my hands. Thanks Josh for borrowing your gloves. It saved me.

March

Another march, another trip to the island. Trainerroad was completely freaking out and flagging every day RED!RED!RED! for no good reason. "Relax!" I wanted to tell it. "It's just bike riding!", but of course you can't reason with a piece of software.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-03-02 I just want to spend eternity / Right where I am, on the sunnyside of the street The Pogues - The Sunny Side of the Street Riding my bike just makes me happy. I'm a man of simple pleasures.
2023-03-03 Somebody told me / I know where to go Stone Temple Pilots - Kitchenware & Candy Bars A mashup of two distinct domains of viennese cycling that seldom mingle: Donauradweg and Wienerwald. I liked the result.
2024-03-06 Inertia keeps / Moving up slowly Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps One of my goals for 2024 is to be a bit less repetitive in my route selection. But apparently, I'm also lazy.
2024-03-09 Body count body body body count Body Count - Body Count's in the House Another flat? This time on the other tyre that is indestructible? (the Vittoria Corsa Graphene) In 20 years of riding, I had six flats (I kid you not), half of which in 2024.
2024-03-09 Remember I tried not to be wary / This failed me once too much Helmet - Milquetoast Oh, and I forgot to bring a CO2 cartridge to the party, so I had to walk for a bit before a fellow cyclist borrowed me his pump. Then I rode home. Fuck this shit.
2024-03-13 We move towards the stars / And all that we touch becomes ours White Lies - Farewell to the Fairground Naaa, cycling is just too great to be disheartened by a flat tyre.
2024-03-15 Ain't nothin′ gonna to break my stride / Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no Matthew Wilder - Break my Stride Another trip to Mallorca, nicely settling in on the first day.
2024-03-16 Shot through the heart / And you're to blame / You give love a bad name Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name It's good to be back.
2024-03-17 Dumb ways to die / So many dumb ways to die Dumb Ways to Die On the top of the climb to Betlem, there's a rock next to the street. Behind the rock, there's a near vertical mountain wall. Around 20 german influencers where balancing on the rock trying to get a group picture for the 'gram. Not so smart. I didn't stick around to see what happened but I wish them all the very best.
2024-03-18 You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin' Nancy Sinatra - These Boots are Made for Walking Remember when Rastaman and Joker are on R&R and Joker gets his camera stolen? Some sort of R&R. Same with this ride. Who plans a climb on a rest day? Me, that's who.
2024-03-19 You didn't have to stoop so low / Have your friends collect your records and / then change your number Gotye - Somebody that I used to know I think that is a really clever musical reference. (Bonus Track - A great choreography)
2024-03-20 Para bailar La Bamba / Se necesita una poca de gracia Los Lobos - La Bamba Another day, another coffee ride. When we came back to the hotel, this song was playing in the lounge area. Quite fitting if you ask me.
2024-03-21 I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip / I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip The Beach Boys - I Get Around Rode a nice back alley that looked familiar but we both were absolutely, positively sure that it's impossible that we've been there before, just to find out on wandr that in fact we really did ride it before.

April

From here on this year is Amazing with a capital 'A' and a 'Z' in the middle because I got a new bike and everything is amazing with a new bike.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-04-04 Won't be long 'til summer comes / Now that the boys are here again Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town I promptly fell for the Mallorcan Malaise after returning, and it took me some time to be fit enough to get back on a bike
2024-04-05 'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore and aft / And oh, how the wild wind drove her The Pogues & The Dubliners - The Irish Rover 🚨 New bike day, it's new bike day. 🚨 And oh how shiny and nice it is. After eight years on the Propel, giving the Orca a whirl is fun.
2024-04-06 I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all / But I think you're moving too fast Ten Fé - Waterfalls Still not fully healthy, but also not willing to stay inside anymore.
2024-04-11 Run boy run! Running is a victory Woodboy - Run Boy Run Sometimes, when your body doesn't want to cooperate, just getting on the bike feels like a truce, at least.
2024-04-12 Kein Gott! Kein Staat! Lieber was zu saufen! Deichkind - Hört ihr die Signale This season feels like the anarchists guide to unstructured training.
2024-04-13 It's been seven hours and 13 days Prince - Nothing Compares 2 U The Sinead O'Connor version starts with "It's been seven hours and 15 days". The difference between me and Prince is that I quite like O'Connor's version. Of course it's not the only difference, but a significant one.
2024-04-15 I wear my sunglasses at night Corey Hart - Sunglasses at night Early morning ride with Christian. We were both wearing sunglasses, just wanting to point that out.
2024-04-18 'Cause I Wanna be Anarchy Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK Josh really brings out the anti-capitalist in me. Which is one of the many things I appreciate about him.
2024-04-28 Well, I'm just a modern guy / Of course, I've had it in the ear before Iggy Pop - Lust for Life Had enough punctures on the canal - not going to make that same mistake.

May

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-05-01 The time has come / Stand up Baby Metal - Divine Attack It's Labor Day. Big shoutout to workers' rights!
2024-05-06 Day after day / And night after night / He′s hustling just to get it right Tekitha - Walking Through the Darkness When the workout start time is before 06.00, you know you're either deeply invested or an insomniac and all I'm saying is that I sleep like a baby.
2024-05-09 Hat er richtig gut drauf / Das krichst'e nirgendwo sonst Deichkind - Richtig gutes Zeug What can I say? It's the chef's kiss 💏 of all routes.
2024-05-10 And if I stare too long / I'd probably break down and cry Guns N'Roses - Sweet Child of Mine It's not a great sign for an aspiring time trialist when sweet spot is hard, is it?
2024-05-14 I just thank for the life, for the day / For the hours and another life breathin'
Kendrick Lamar, SZA - All the Stars On-Off. Repeat. Be thankful for what you have.
2024-05-15 That's why I say, "Hey, man, nice shot / Good shot, man" Filter - Nice Shot insert blank
2024-05-19 Do the D-A-N-C-E / One, two, three, four, fight Justice - Do the D.A.N.C.E. A variation of my "Soulcrusher" route, this one really delivered.
2024-05-20 Nicke mit dem Beat und beweg dein Arsch Deichkind - Bon Voyage Trainerroad told me that this should be a rest day because of recent high training load. To which I said: Wenn das Deichkind am Mike ist, Bon Voyage!
2024-05-23 You'll taste it, you'll taste it / In time Sunny Day Real Estate - Seven
2024-05-25 This broken record / Spin endless circles in the bar Mark Ronson - Nothing Breaks Like a Heart It's not that I am lacking self-awareness, I do know that I'm not getting around much.
2024-05-27 And what makes you feel good / All these things I think about / I think about Stone Temple Pilots - Unglued Monday, 05.55. My time to ride.
2024-05-29 I just don't know where the blind could lead the sightless Interpol - Barricade It's yet another 06.00 ride around the Donauinsel.
2024-05-30 Let me tell you it's always cool / And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool Rose Royce - Car Wash Corpus Cristi - You either wash your car, carry a cross around the church, or ride your bike.

June

Summer is the time when most cyclists accumulate a lot of distance. It's also the time when I don't, because we go on vacation. 2024, that was 🇬🇷 and of course I didn't bring my bike. But since I get up two hours before anyone else even without my bike, I needed something else to keep me occupied. In this case, I tried 'running'. The one thing cyclists are especially bad in.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-06-02 Deep and rich like silt on a riverbed / Just as neverending Tool - Undertow
2024-06-05 You’re too rude / You’re too bad. Bob Marley - Bad Boys Riding for over 20 years now, I've seen some interesting behaviour in motorists. But that guy today was in a league of his own. I have never seen someone so unnecessarily rude and obnoxious before.
2024-06-08 Running up that hill Kate Bush - Running up that hill Yeah, so, just that you know, I'm really not into running. Accordingly, I also am really bad at running. But when in Greece ... what's a guy supposed to do? So, running it is. Or in my case - Walking.
2024-06-10 She told me to walk this way. RUN DMC - Walk This Way Yeah, walking reference.
2024-06-12 Here comes Johnny, gonna tell you the story / Hand me down my walkin' shoes Dire Straits - Walk of Life That's really clever, isn't it?
2024-06-14 I said, "Hey, babe take a walk on the wild side" Lou Reed - A Walk On The Wild Side That felt more like "steep uphill speed hiking", but had a marvellous view of the bay on top.
2024-06-16 I'm walking on sunshine, wooah Katrina & The Waves - Walking on Sunshine
2024-06-18 Go on and go, walk out the door / Turn around now Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
2024-06-19 And happiness I've known proves that it's right / Because you're mine, I walk the line Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line Something odd happened. I started to kinda like running. Good thing vacation is over and I get to be back on the bike before this gets out of hand.
2024-06-21 Ich gehe weiter als ich wollte / Heiss-kalt heiss kalt. MIA. - Kreisel Threshold intervals too long for the usual route.
2024-06-23 Wir Menschen lassen unsere Meisen nicht MIA. - Mausen The bike is my gym. And just like you're not asking a gym rat why they're going to the same gym all the time, you shouldn't ask me about my route selections.
2024-06-24 And will you please say hello / To the folks that I know / Tell 'em that I won't be long / And they'll be happy to know / That as you saw me go / I was singing this song Johny Cash - We'll Meet Again You can either join a meeting on Monday, 9 a.m., or you can go on a bike ride, singing a happy song.
2024-06-25 It's amazing / When the moment arrives / You know you'll be alright Aerosmith - Amazing That was a really fast ride. 6 people and over 33km/h average. But as always - you're gonna be just fine.
2024-06-29 In der Natur / Da friert es dir am Steiß, wenn du dich bückst Deichkind - In der Natur Unfortunately, nature is not always your friend.
2024-06-30 We'll head south, just hold my hand now White Lies - Farewell to the Fairground

July

July was kind of special in my life, because I decided to let more happiness into my life.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-07-02 Une Ladybug, Lady du coeur / Être héroïque en cas d'urgence ! Miraculous Theme Song Rosa has a new obsession. So we all have a new obsession.
2024-07-04 Vierundvierzig Fußballbeine rasen hin und rasen her Fredl Fesl - Fußball-Lied I have heard that there is some soccer played somewhere.
2024-07-06 I saw the sign / And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign Ace of Base - The Sign This loop had many, many really interesting signs, sometimes bordering on hilarious. And "General Practitioner - Pain Therapy - Attorney" wasn't even the funniest one.
2024-07-09 Help me / Make the most of freedom / And of pleasure Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
2024-07-10 So please say you'll meet me / Meet me halfway CHVRCHES - Clearest Blue
2024-07-11 Now does every heartbeat / Burn white heat in your blood Editors - Formaldehyde
2024-07-12 Say "Move sucker move” / Say “Move sucker move” Afrika Bambaataa & The Soulsonic Force - Renegades of Funk
2024-07-13 We've come a long, long way together Through the hard times and the good I have to celebrate you, baby I have to praise you like I should Fatboy Slim - Praise You
2024-07-14 Ding dang a dong bong bing bong / Ticky ticky thought of a gun Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod
2024-07-16 Would not could not should not, but you did Dog Eat Dog - In the Dog House
2024-07-17 Messages keep getting clearer / Radio's on and I'm moving 'round my place Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark Sometimes, you need a bike ride to figure out life's biggest decisions. Or to quote one of my favourite movies: "Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt."
2024-07-18 And if you complain once more / You'll meet an army of me Björk - Army of Me Says either my brain to my body, or my body to my brain during threshold ramps.
2024-07-20 If I could have it back/ All the time that we wasted Arcade Fire - The Suburbs (continued)
2024-07-21 99 Luftballons NENA - 99 Luftballons This route kinda looks like an air balloon ("Luftballon" in german). That's all. Sometimes, it's just literal, without deeper meaning.
2024-07-23 Gegen Frust und Kummer zieh ich ne' Wartenummer / Lüfte die Synapsen und geb' ihnen einen Klaps Mia. - Limbo
2024-07-24 I just rain 'cause I have to Gnarls Barkley - Storm Coming
2024-07-25 Die Lösung fällt mir grad nicht ein / Doch scheint die Suche das Besondere dabei Mia. - Was Besonderes Today, I quit my job.
2024-07-26 But this year ima blow / Buy ya mama a benz o / Change my aspect ratio Machinedrum - RISE (feat. ROZET) Another day, another threshold ramp.
2024-07-28 Easy like Sunday morning The Commodores - Easy
2024-07-29 Someone’s always playing corporation games Starship - We Built This City I dunno, rest weeks are special. But if you're supposed to do a sub-hour ride, then that's what you do, right?
2024-07-30 And the vision that was planted in my brain / Still remains / Within the sound of silence Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence I will not lie - When compiling this page, I checked four times if I made a mistake with the maps. Three times in a row going for that out-and-back-again ride? How strange.
2024-07-31 Baby, did you forget to take your meds? Placebo - Meds

August

Showtime! I am sure you are unaware, but I decided to go back to something I really, truly suck at: Time trialling. It's one of the biggest ironies that I fell in love with the cycling discipline I am physically and mentally badly equipped for. My threshold power sucks compared to my 4 minute power, I am bad at positive self-talk beyond a couple of minutes, and I have trouble finding a feeling of flow just above the hurt-threshold. All of this would make me either an ungifted pursuiter, or a fine couch potato. But not a time triallist. The month was ended with a great adventure - riding from Linz to Vienna with two friends.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-08-02 Struggling stretching for the peak / Never stopping with her head against the wind Carpenter Brut - Maniac
2024-08-03 First we take Manhatten Leonard Cohen - First we take Manhattan Race 1 - Bierbaum. Extremely happy with my performance. Here's a sentence from my post-race notes: "Positive thinking really made a difference here for me, it was the first time in a race that I was positive and kind to myself."
2024-08-06 Why can't we sleep forever? / I just want to start this over Tool - Sober
2024-08-07 I'm ten years burnin' down the road / Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA
2024-08-16 Keep, keep on running / There's no place like home White Lies - Farewell to the Fairground
2024-08-18 And gray clouds, or white walls, or blue skies / We gon' fly, feel alright Black Pumas - Colors
2024-08-20 Controlled fate? On the corner rolling dice Biohazard - Punishment
2024-08-22 Too late to joke or crack a smile / You gotta carry that shit up that drunken mile The Pogues - Cotton Fields Running out of straight road for the intervals.
2024-08-23 We are ready, we are ready for the floor Hot Chip - Ready for the floor No, we're not (foreshadowing).
2024-08-24 Then we take Berlin Leonard Cohen - First we take Manhattan My second race. You know that old coaching saying? "Either you win or you learn"? Well, this one is in the learning camp. Both for the race itself and the preparation towards it. We went to Rotterdam watching the Tour de France femme before, so in an attempt to get some fitness back I ramped up too hard and did not taper properly. And I chose the same pacing as in Bierbaum, ignoring that this race is a couple of kilometres longer. Unsurprisingly, I ran out of steam at the exactly the point where Bierbaum would have been over. This was compounded by the strong head-side-wind which is a joy to ride against when you're cooked.
2024-08-25 You are the reason for my laughter and my sorrow / Blow out the candle, I will burn again tomorrow The Bee Gees - Love you inside out A bee stung me and my knee got swollen badly - Bee Gees, get it?
Bonus fact: I did not know that the Feist song with the same title is a cover.
2024-08-27 More than ever, hour after hour / Work is never over Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
2024-08-28 Like the black dog that once raced out from trap two The Pogues - White City
2024-08-29 She had to heave me right across her shoulder The Pogues - Honky tonk women Quite tired.
2024-08-30 Blow up the outside world Soundgarden - Blow up the outside world
2024-08-31 di han i so gern! / Wiar a Kinderl sein Muader, a Hünderl sein Herrn. Homatgsang I mean it was a stupid idea from the beginning, so of course we did it.

September

Is this what some people call "the off-season"? Because looking at my training diary, not a lot going on here. Prep for 2025 started mid-month.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-09-04 Also letztens hab ich so'n Zitronenjoghurt gegessen und dann war der alle / Und dann hab ich so den Löffel rein gestellt und dann is der immer umgefallen der Becher / Also das fand ich echt schwach vom Universum Deichkind - Mehr als lebensgefährlich Mid-week easy spins are incredibly dangerous.
2024-09-06 Freitags ist sie nie da. Die Fantastischen 4 - Die da?!? If you know, you know :D
2024-09-11 So be easy and free / When you're drinking with me / I'm a man you don't meet every day The Pogues - I'm a man you don't meet every day Alright, alright, that's not the original. So sue me.
2024-09-21 The boys and me are drunk and looking for you / We'll eat your frigging entrails and we won't give a damn The Pogues - Boys from the County Hell It started as a friendly ride with Michael and, after meeting some old friends, it ended with a team time trial back into Vienna.
2024-09-23 Body Count in da house Body Count - Body Count in the house Ice-T hitting a sweet spot.

October

"Back to the grind" with a mix of indoor and outdoor rides. I really try to avoid clichés, but sometimes, training is just training.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-10-01 Nallinivu alianalaurmat / Uummati attanarsimat Elisapie - Uummati Attanarsimat (Heart of Glass)
2024-10-05 I am one of those / Melodramatic fools Green Day - Basket Case
2024-10-09 So move aside make way, for Fireman Sam! Fireman Sam Theme Austrian firemen are always here to compensate lousy road block signage with shouting and cursing.
2024-10-11 Head like a hole / Black as your soul / I'd rather die than give you control Nine Inch Nails - Head like a hole
2024-10-12 If I ever feel better / Remind me to spend some good time with you Phoenix - If I ever feel better
2024-10-16 Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear Tool - Stinkfist
2024-10-21 It's coming up threes, boys / Keeps coming up threes, boys The Pogues - If I should fall from grace with god Interval work is honest work.
2024-10-24 I wanna feel sunlight on my face U2 - Where the streets have no name I do not feel great linking a U2 song (for obvious Bono-related reasons) but this is an iconic song and an iconic video. Also, the line just made sense because I really was longing for going outside and feeling sunlight on my face. Plus: Larry Mullen Jr. is one of the best rock drummers.
2024-10-26 I thought I was the only one, but that was just a lie Soundgarden - 4th of July Sometimes, there's a delta between what I am trying to express and what the song actually means. In this case, all I'm trying to say is that I did not expect that many cyclists out on the road, given the weather and temperatures.

November

November was mild, but still too cold for me.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-11-02 Fearless on my breath / Gentle impulsion Massive Attack - Teardrop Did you know that I don't write the comments directly after the ride, but more often at the end of the year? That makes it tricky to understand why I chose the song I chose. This is one of those occasions. So just enjoy a nice OG trip-hop song.
2024-11-05 Wilma's Rainbow Helmet - Wilma's Rainbow A rainbow of Will's regrets.
2024-11-06 Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' the thirst of the power dons Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade Looks like the Power Don won. Like so many others, these news left me empty-headed.
2024-11-09 Hey girl / Hey boy / Superstar DJ′s / Here we go The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl Tulbinger Kogel is actually too steep for me. But what isn't?
2024-11-16 You smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth / You said that irony was the shackles of youth REM - What's the frequency, Kenneth? Is listening to REM in 2024 ironic, and if so, do I want to know?
2024-11-23 Is it so wrong to want rewarding? / To want more than is given to you? Bloc Party - The Prayer I hate Over-Unders, but unfortunately, they work. And I am a big boy with big plans, so I need to do what works.
2024-11-30 Like Carlito's Way there are no exit signs / Freeze me there until I am numb Manic Street Preachers - Black Dog On My Shoulder In german, we have the phrase "etwas zu Tode reiten", and I really don't want to do that but it is cold.

December

And just like that, the year's over.

Date Ride Song Map Comments
2024-12-05 Männer sind auch Menschen, Männer sind etwas sonderbar Herbert Grönemeyer - Männer 🤷‍♂️
2024-12-14 When you're on the street / When evening falls so hard Johny Cash - Bridge Over Troubled Water "The position of the Sun in the sky is a function of both the time and the geographic location of observation on Earth's surface.", as Wikipedia puts it so eloquently. And further, "The effect of axial tilt is observable as the change in day length and the altitude of the Sun at solar noon (the Sun's culmination) during the year."
What they wanted to say is: It gets dark really soon in winter.
2024-12-19 Up to Camden where the cold north winds blow / Sucked along by a winter shower The Pogues - London Girl Cold wind did what cold winds are famous for: Blowing and being cold.
2024-12-21 Please could you stay awhile to share my grief / For it's such a lovely day Portishead - Mysterons Sometimes around the end of the year, you brace for the worst, but when the sun is out, 3° is actually quite lovely.

The Great 2024 Strava in Music Sing-Along

135 songs, 9 hours and 22 minutes of hits, hits, hits. Grab the dexamethasone, clear your calendar and hit it!

Published 2025~01~04

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Yeah, I know, the 2000s knocked and wanted to show you their ideas about knowledge navigation, but I really like those graphs, even if they are not the most practical instruments, plus I actually developed a network-based knowledge management system called 'Serendipity' back in the day, so please stop making fun of me.